101+Things+Not+To+Do...+Ever!

1. Have a ride in some random's shopping trolley, while yelling "Broom broom, toot toot, go, Car, go!" 2. Go into McDonalds and grab a placemat. Wait a few minutes then yell "Excuse me, can I have some service". Then wait a few more minutes and go up to the cashier and yell "I will never come here again, your service is terrible" Then storm out. 3. Go into a "tough guy" saloon wearing a blond curly wig and a tutu, ESPECIALLY if you are a boy. 4. Call the suicide hotline, just for a chat. 5. Send a "yo mamma" joke to the Prime Minister of Australia. 6. Walk into a police station and pretend to be drunk. 7. Hold up a bank with an imaginary gun, and when the police come, go "ptew ptew" as if you are firing at them. 8. Tell customs officers at an airport you have a bomb 9. Wear a gown to your primary school disco. 10. Eat brussels sprouts. Seriously, DON'T DO IT. 11. Turn up at a rock concert in Barbie clothing. 12. NEVER ORDER A BURGER AT HUNGRY JACKS!!! Trust me, the brugers are NOT better at hungry jacks! 13. Whenever a person passes by outside your house shout 'Young Hooligans! GET OFF MY LAWN!' 14. Have (loud) whispered conversations to yourself. When asked if you are k=okay, reply "I am, but they just won't shut up!" Laugh manically and resume reading or something like nothing happened. 15. Start flicking through you ringtones in the movie theatre, playing each one right till the end. When the people next to you give you menacing looks, ask them for their opinion on which one they prefer 16. Get directions on where to go from the next-door neighbours that have just moved in, chances are, your already headed in the wrong direction 17. Write down your phone number on a park bench as a joke with your friends.... you have no idea the number of creeps that call ya! 18. When you're on a train, get the businessman's crossword and color in all of the squares in pretty colours. I'm sure he'll appreciate it... 19. When you are in a library and you have a really grumpy librarian, shout random things when there is a really long silence. My personal favourite is 27... 20. Go to a shopping centre and pretend the security guards are dealers. 21. Go into a fancy french resaurant and ask for a menu. When the waitor asks you what you would like to order, read out the whole menu in a loud exaggerated italian accent. 22. In an exam, when you get the paper, run out of the room yelling; "Andre, Andre I've got the secret documents!" 23. Ever wanted a beard? Ever wanted to know how it feels like to shave your face? It's EASY! All you have to do is go and work for a hair dressers just for odd jobs and always offer to sweep the hair. After sweeping the hair stash it away in a bag and once you have enough hair, quit the job and return to the salon the next day, but this time with the hair stuck to your face (where a mans beard usually is). Demand that they shave your beard off IMMEDIATELY (This applies even if the salon is full). 24. This is for freaking out a room-mate (mostly for scaring them away so that you don't have to put up with them). Every day, buy a Happy Meal for lunch. Make sure that your roommate is around when you do this coz' otherwise it's kinda poitless. Eat the straw and the napkin, Throw every thing else away. Watch infront of your eyes as you roommate gets more and more freaked out by you 25. Start a mexican wave in church. 26. In church, fart, and get a friend to shout; "Hark! An angel has spoken!" 27.When your in a lift: When the doors of the lift close, yell at everybody, "YOU'RE SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then collapse. When the door opens, get up, and calmly walk out like nothing happened. 28. When on a bus (also works for train or elevator) make race car noises whenever someone gets on or off. 29. When you are in the toilet, make loud, strained grunting noises for about ten minutes, then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet. Sigh satisfiedly. Take the cantaloupe out of the toilet and place it back into your handbag.